DR LOVE IN THE TIME OF CORONAVIRUS
Mar. 29th, 2020 11:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
defrogA play in one act
Dr Love [Gene Simmons]: There are no bills, there are no fees.
CDC: That’s very generous, Dr Love, you’re a shining example to –
Dr Love: Baby, I know what your problem is.
CDC: Well, you should wait for the test result to be –
Dr Love: The first step of the cure is … a kiss!
CDC: What? No.
Dr Love: I got the cure yr thinking of.
CDC: NO YOU DO NOT. STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.
Dr Love: HA!
CDC: [maces Dr Love]
Dr Love: Ooooooooooooo!
Dr Love [Gene Simmons]: There are no bills, there are no fees.
CDC: That’s very generous, Dr Love, you’re a shining example to –
Dr Love: Baby, I know what your problem is.
CDC: Well, you should wait for the test result to be –
Dr Love: The first step of the cure is … a kiss!
CDC: What? No.
Dr Love: I got the cure yr thinking of.
CDC: NO YOU DO NOT. STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.
Dr Love: HA!
CDC: [maces Dr Love]
Dr Love: Ooooooooooooo!
