BUILD YR OWN LESBIAN

When you absolutely positively have to have yr home built, wired, weatherstripped and double-glazed by lesbians:



I’m guessing there’s a commercial demand for this kind of market segmentation. Why not? If we can choose our long-distance phone service based on politics, why not choose a property maintenance specialist based on sexual orientation?

If this was in the US, of course, some Christians would get all upset and start a Straightbuilder.com service just to counter the threat of gays and lesbians taking contractor jobs away from straight people. WorldNetDaily’s probably already done a story on it somewhere.

As a sci-fi fan, of course, I can’t help but look at the URL and think of Philip K Dick.

And don’t get me started on “Lesbian Cleaning”.

Pass the SoftSoap,

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