YES WE CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER

Do we still time for a LOLBama macro?



Kthxbye.

Shake hands with beef,

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NOT BY THE COLOUR OF THEIR SKIN BUT BY THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER

Best election ad I’ve seen this whole campaign.



Designed by Tor Myhren, Chief Creative Officer for Grey Advertising in New York.

By the way, it's driving me batshit trying to think of who Obama looks like in this picture. Any ideas, send them in.

I have a dream today,

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YOU NEVER SAW THIS POST

ITEM [via Danger Room]: A team of scientists from the United States and China announce that, for the first time, they have found a means of selectively and safely erasing memories in mice by using a flash of light.

Sound familiar?



The US military is, naturally, very interested in these results. Evidently they’ve been looking at memory-erasing drugs like propranolol to treat post-traumatic stress disorder (or Shell Shock, as it was once known back when you were allowed to describe warfare more accurately). However:

... A classified course run by the Directed Energy Professionals Society (the people who build laser and microwave weapons) include "memory loss" as a potential effect of such devices.

Memory loss warfare, eh? Let's fancy that.

Pro: The US govt could fight terrorism by blasting every cave in Afghanistan with these so al Qaeda forgets every plan they make.

Con: We end up in a Philip K Dick novel where we all forget that George W Bush’s term expired 20 years ago and we all think it’s still September 12, 2001.

I forgot to remember to forget,

This is ... um ................... wait, wait, I know this ............

THE DISCIPLES OF SANTA TERESA AND THE BABY JESUS ARE ALL UP IN YR RESTAURANT, BITCHES!

And with this headline, I turn off the Internets:



[Via Fortean Times]

And people ask me why I don’t take major organized religions seriously.

If you wanna get to Heaven, you gotta raise a little Hell,

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