BLENDERS ON FIRE

ITEM [via Neatorama]: And now, a lighter in a blender in super slo-mo.

Keyword: FIREBALL

Evidently, it’s a promo for a new Discovery Channel series coming next year. Because you can’t have too much fun with a high-speed video camera.

Also available: Tattoo needles and a wet bulldog.

Life in slow motion,

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THE MEME INTERVIEWS, PART 397: CHRISTMAS EDITION

Might as well get these out of the way, because people do ask.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, def_fr0g_42 sent to me...

Twelve comics drumming

Eleven danzigs piping

Ten books a-leaping

Nine b-movies dancing

Eight zombies advertising

Seven pinups a-writing

Six ninjas a-bowling

Five ci-i-i-ivil liberties

Four lesbians

Three bettie pages

Two sex robots

...and a group sex in a technology.

Get your own Twelve Days:

And then ...

In 2009, def_fr0g_42 resolves to...

Go to Hentai every Sunday.
Take wickedsin bowling.
Start a Satan fund.
Drink four glasses of sexploitation every day.
Cut down to ten politics a day.
Apply for a new batgirl.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

So that’s my Christmas memes done.

Making a list and checking it twice,

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DEF XMAS PLAYLIST 2008 (#10 OF 12): THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A GUITAR SOLO HERE

While it’s true that the Def Xmas playlist is intended to provide some alternate musical choices for you to celebrate the holidays, I don’t want you to get the idea that I have anything against classic Christmas carols.

Far from it! Team Def likes a good traditional sing-a-long carol. In fact, “Good King Wenceslas” is a particular favorite.

Provided it’s performed by, say, Butthole Surfers.

Recommended for Gibby Haynes’ bizarre Foster Brooks impersonation.

Feast of Stephen,

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