JESUS: LIKES A POKER GAME, A DAB HAND WITH FRUIT SALAD

Continuing with the Jesus theme (sort of...)

ITEM [via Neatorama]: And now, for yr pleasure, Chris “Jesus” Ferguson, professional poker player and 2000 World Poker Champion, slices bananas and watermelon by throwing playing cards at them.

Nifty! Because I’ve lost count how many times I’ve been playing poker and I needed to have my banana sliced, and there I was without instrument one.

This, of course, is the best part of the video (around 37 seconds in):



“Bananas, anyone?”

Yes, please.

Deal me in,

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AT HOME HE’S A TOURIST: 2008 EDITION, PART 3: MY KIND OF TOWN

After getting the hell out of Tennessee, and since we connected through Chicago anyway, and seeing as how we know people there, we decided to spend New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day there. Here’s how that went.

CHICAGO HIGHLIGHTS

1. Meals with friends (different ones!)
2. Hotel discounts (we know people!)
3. New Year’s Eve (for suckers!)
4. Arctic weather conditions (brrrrrrrr!)
5. Millennium Park (mirror beans!)
6. Chinatown (lunch!)
7. Korean supermarkets (Korean!)
8. The death of television (Hulu!)
9. Billy Mays (WTF!)
10. Chicago hot dogs (fuck ketchup!)

( Extended play back here! )

And so much for Chicago. For my money, I'd rather have spent most of the vacation there instead of Tennessee. I might feel differently if I had to live there, but it's still one of my favorite cities to visit.

Up next: the photos!

Hold the ketchup,

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