THE MEME INTERVIEWS PART 399

By order of various, three more things you don’t know about me yet (but probably suspected).

1. I’m a heathen.

Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

 

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

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2. I’m an international man of mystery.

Your International Spy Name is Ray Danger

Your Code Name: The Pharmacist You Reside in: Miami Why You're a Good Spy: You're a good liar

What's Your International Spy Name?

3. Metal is my business. And business is good.

Your result for What Kind of 80s Metal Are You?...

Thrash Metal

65% RAWK, 38% HAIR, 58% INTENSITY, 20% Wholesomeness and 52% EVIL!

Enough with the poseurs – you are “Thrash Metal”!   Your intensity, ability to write some of the most evil guitar licks of the century, and crash-and-burn attitude gets you a lot of attention – and into trouble from time to time.    Arguably the most musically-inclined of the 80s metal genres, you thrashers are here to take no prisoners – and take no shit!  Fast, loud, and heavy are the staples of your genre and personality.  Sometimes this means you’ve made a few enemies along the way, but you don’t care.  It’s all about kicking ass and taking names, and night after night you deliver the kind of attraction that will make people follow you to the ends of the earth – potentially to their demise.

Bands include:

Metallica

Megadeth

Anthrax

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No news there, really.

I’m the man,

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MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE

Some people have been asking for clarification on the issue of the Apple App Store policy, so let’s review:

EBook with the word “fuck” in it: forbidden.

App that lets you augment yr porn pictures to make T&A (and other bits) wobble realistically: no problem.

Invented by Australians, apparently.

Coming soon: a keyboard app that plays sounds of women faking orgasms.

Thank God for the 21st century.

Touching is believing,

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WHO GIVES THE ORDERS HERE?

ITEM [via Def Agent garbagecanmusic ]: Despite taking a second oath, Obama is still not the president because he didn’t have his hand on a Bible the second time. So says Matt Drudge and Bloggers.

Christ, they’re going to do this for the entire four years, aren’t they?

To be fair, I thought for sure that they were going to resort to pointing out that the Ihtzak Perlman/Yo Yo Ma performance wasn’t actually played live. Which would mean Ashlee Simpson is president now. Or something.

Not that any of this matters. The same people who believe that you actually have to swear on a Bible to legally be president (fun fact: YOU DON’T) also believe he’s a non-US citizen who was sworn into the Senate on a Koran and will make Christianity, heterosexuality and the English language illegal before summer, and anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn liberal fool.

Good times. And why not? You didn’t think these people were going to just go away and wait for 2012, did you? Not with Clear Channel paying Rush Limbaugh $38 million a year from now to 2016 to encourage them.

I’d complain, but I’m too big a fan of outlandish conspiracy theories.

FUN FACT: There is also no constitutional requirement that the person taking the presidential oath say “so help me God” at the end.

FUN FACT: John Adams was sworn in with his hand on a book of laws.

Raise yr right hand,

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