YOUTUBE SURVIVOR SERIES #61: THAT 70S STAR WARS SHOW

Reasons Al Gore invented the Internet #46,289: so people could reinvent Star Wars as a 70s TV show with an opening montage set to the theme from Dallas.

Cute – although those of you born after 1975 who don’t watch much TV Land probably won’t get the humor. In which case, here’s the actual Dallas opening.

A Star Trek version is also available. I like the Star Wars one better, though.

FULL DISCLOSURE: I watched Dallas for the first couple of years, mainly for two reasons.

I was 15, you see.

Everything’s bigger in Texas,

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WAR IS CUTE, FLUFFY HELL

ITEM [via Danny Choo]: Coming soon: a new CG anime series about modern warfare fought by cute fluffy animals.

This is Cat Shit One.

In the US it will be known as Apocalypse Meow (because you probably still won’t be able to say “Cat Shit” on American TV when this comes out next year – not even on Adult Swim).

PRODUCTION NOTE: The original CS1 manga was set in Vietnam. The anime version will be set in an unspecified desert-like environment (like, you know, Iraq or Afghanistan) and the soldiers will be mercenaries.

Probably not for kids. Unless yr kids play a lot of Resident Evil, Grand Theft Auto or Gears Of War. Or are big fans of Celebrity Death Match. Then this will be right up their street.

Kind of disturbing, really.

Armed and dangerous,

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AND NOW, DENTAL BUKKAKE STREET ART. POSSIBLY.

Seen yesterday across from Times Square near the corner of Russell and Matheson streets in Causeway Bay:



Let’s take a closer look.



Don’t ask me. I only live here.

Open wide,

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