EASTER EVERYWHERE (#1 0F 4): PINBALL WIZARD b/w NIGHTCLUBBING

I don’t know about you, but here in Hong Kong we’re kicking off a four-day weekend for the Easter holiday today. And I needs me a four-day weekend. So to celebrate, here’s the first of four daily Easter-related posts: a Playboy Bunny with a pinball machine.



And yes, that’s about as close to actual Easter imagery as this series is going to get.

Unless you’d rather I post Zombie Jesus stuff all weekend.

BONUS TRACK: a Playboy Bunny with Soupy Sales.



Eyeball in my martini,

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YOU MIGHT BE CONFUSING “TYRANNY” WITH “LOSING”

For the batshit conservatives afeared of Obama The Tyrant, Jon Stewart breaks down the threat level.

For all the good it’ll do. If yr talking about Obama opening re-education camps and forcing teenagers to enlist in the military and adore Glorious Leader (that’d be YOU, Rep. Michele Bachmann), logic and reason are wasted on you.

The road to Hell,

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MORE FOOTBALL THAN YOU CAN STAND

ITEM: American Football fans will be pleased to know that an all-new football league is go for its first full season in September. It sports ten teams, with games every Friday night for twenty (20) weeks, and the first game kicks off at the Sears Center Arena in Chicago.

Teams include: Seattle Mist, Los Angeles Temptation, San Diego Seduction, Phoenix Scorch, Dallas Desire, New England Euphoria, Chicago Bliss, Tampa Breeze, Atlanta Steam and Miami Caliente.

It can only be the Lingerie Football League.



Not bad for something that started off as a bad Super Bowl Halftime joke that has trouble getting venues, and is still raising the hackles of city councils nationwide who don't want that kind of sports entertainment in their multi-million dollar arena.

Will it last beyond one season? Well, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila did, so why not? If nothing else, I figure the LFL has about as good a chance at success as, say, Jimmy Hart’s Wrestlicious.

Some kind of bliss,

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WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!

Spotted on Percy Trout: the Wonder Twins and their space monkey.



I realize my mind is old and feeble, but somehow I don’t remember the Wonder Twins being that scary looking.

Anyway, Percy has more photos here. The bucket is a nice touch.

Get me the bukkit,

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