IF YR HAVING GREAT SEX, YR DOING IT WRONG

For those who think The Daily Show doesn’t play it straight enough, there is the Onion News Network.

Here they are reporting how children who see porn may actually get the wrong idea that sex is fun and enjoyable.

[Found via Violet Blue]

PRODUCTION NOTE: NSFW, which is why I’ve been waiting for the weekend to share this with you.

Got to be real,

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GREAT MOMENTS IN MARKETING: STIMULUS YOU CAN BELIEVE IN

Plenty of businesses have tried to cash in on Obamamania, with mixed results.

This German TV ad from Blush lingerie is by far the best attempt yet.

Pity they don’t mention who the band is playing the music. It sounds familiar, but I can’t place it.

Economy class,

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ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY THE LAST THING I’M GOING TO POST ABOUT TEABAGS

Now that everybody (by which I mean Rachel Maddow and people who watch her) has pointed out that “teabag” as a verb doesn’t mean what conservatives think it means, one may ask just where the term originated.

The answer: from a John Waters film.

BoingBoing’s Xeni Jardin has email confirmation from Waters himself:

"Teabagging" is by my definition the act of dragging your testicles across your partner's forehead. In the UK it is dipping your testicles in your partner's mouth. I didn't invent the term or the act but DID introduce it to film in my movie Pecker. "Teabagging" was a popular dance step that male go-go boys did to their customers for tips at The Atlantis, a now defunct bar in Baltimore. Hope this helps.”

Video evidence follows.

More Waters greatness: a clip of Waters telling moviegoers that there is no smoking in the theatre – while he himself is smoking.

Sitting in the No Teabagging section,

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