DON’T TOUCH THE ELECTRIC TITTIES

Japanese television is the BEST television. Who else would come up with a game where touching a woman’s breasts with the top of yr head results in electric shock?

See, why can’t Fox come up with stuff like this instead of reality shows where the object is to lay off workers?

Oh, that’s right.

Look but don’t touch,

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SHE’S DRUNK. YR PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN TEN MINUTES. YR BEARS. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Comedy ensues,

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ODD JOHN INVITES YOU FOR A SWIM

Great moments in book covers!



[Via Pulp International]

Synopsis from Wikipedia:

“The novel explores the theme of the Übermensch (superman) in the character of John Wainwright, whose supernormal human mentality inevitably leads to conflict with normal human society and to the destruction of the utopian colony founded by John and other superhumans.”

Which you can totally tell from the cover.

Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed,

This is dF