GREAT MOMENTS IN MARKETING: BRA STRESS TESTING

Ultimo bras: tested on rollercoasters.

Well of course they are.

Built to last,

This is dF

DO NOT AROUSE THE WRATH OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ, MOTHERF***ERS

I think I’ve seen this before, so you probably have too, but it’s worth seeing again.



Pay no attention to the man behind the motherf***ing curtain,

This is motherf***ing dF