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THE MEME INTERVIEWS PART 406
Aug. 2nd, 2009 10:56 amYou have questions. I have answers.
1. How do you determine the appropriate wine to serve with grilled dragon?
I don’t drink wine, so it’s not an issue.
2. Who is your favorite movie villain?
Satan.
3. What keeps you awake at night?
Coffee. (Yes, John Dillinger writes my material.)
4. Have you ever found yourself enjoying something you'd never admit to because it is taboo?
If you think I’m going to answer that truthfully, yr f***ing insane.
5. What is the hardest job you've ever performed?
Cleaning toilets at Opryland. I learned a lot about human nature that summer, I can tell you.
6. What is the toughest thing you ever had to tell someone?
Yr out of the band.
7. If you could live in any time and have any job, where would you go and what would you be?
I’d go back to the 50s and get a photography gig with Irving Klaw.
8. What would be your superhero name?
Camouflage (on account of I’d have invisibility powers).
9. You've got 24 hours reserved on the holodeck. What's the plan?
Interactive softcore cable porn.
10. The person on the other side of the door is anyone you want it to be. Who is it?
Yvonne Craig as Batgirl.
11. Have you ever lied to a private brain care specialist?
I don’t think I’ve ever met one.
12. Have you ever been in a parade?
No.
Would you like to be?
No.
13. What is the worst song you've ever heard?
Tough one, but Charlene’s “I’ve Never Been To Me” is almost guaranteed to send me into a blind senseless rage.
14. Put in order of priority (highest to lowest):
Happiness, Love, Wealth and Power.
15. Name and describe a unique place everyone should visit before they die.
Tokyo. Good food, great record stores.
16. Who made the best sandwich you ever ate and what kind of sandwich was it?
It was a Philly Cheese Steak, but I don't remember who made it. I can tell you that the New York Cheddar Club sandwich at Pret-a-Manger is a triangle of EPIC WIN.
17. If you had to sacrifice someone on your friends list in order to save the planet, which friend would you choose?
See, if I told you, they’d hide, and then I’d be forced to pick someone else. So I’ll defer, thanks.
18. The measure of a man is his _____.
Height.
19. What's a door that you will never again open in this life?
The front door of my high school.
20. Is there a political office you would consider campaigning for?
Master of sewers.
21. Worst day you ever had?
Sorry, that’s confidential. The second worst was the day of my dad’s funeral, though.
22. Best day you ever had?
Let’s just say there were orgasms involved.
23. When will the world end?
When it’s time.
24. Describe the last time something filled you with a sense of wonder.
Mykonos was prety awesome.
25. Your new robot servant can be designed to look like anyone. Who does it look like?
Lurch.
You rang,
This is dF
1. How do you determine the appropriate wine to serve with grilled dragon?
I don’t drink wine, so it’s not an issue.
2. Who is your favorite movie villain?
Satan.
3. What keeps you awake at night?
Coffee. (Yes, John Dillinger writes my material.)
4. Have you ever found yourself enjoying something you'd never admit to because it is taboo?
If you think I’m going to answer that truthfully, yr f***ing insane.
5. What is the hardest job you've ever performed?
Cleaning toilets at Opryland. I learned a lot about human nature that summer, I can tell you.
6. What is the toughest thing you ever had to tell someone?
Yr out of the band.
7. If you could live in any time and have any job, where would you go and what would you be?
I’d go back to the 50s and get a photography gig with Irving Klaw.
8. What would be your superhero name?
Camouflage (on account of I’d have invisibility powers).
9. You've got 24 hours reserved on the holodeck. What's the plan?
Interactive softcore cable porn.
10. The person on the other side of the door is anyone you want it to be. Who is it?
Yvonne Craig as Batgirl.
11. Have you ever lied to a private brain care specialist?
I don’t think I’ve ever met one.
12. Have you ever been in a parade?
No.
Would you like to be?
No.
13. What is the worst song you've ever heard?
Tough one, but Charlene’s “I’ve Never Been To Me” is almost guaranteed to send me into a blind senseless rage.
14. Put in order of priority (highest to lowest):
Happiness, Love, Wealth and Power.
15. Name and describe a unique place everyone should visit before they die.
Tokyo. Good food, great record stores.
16. Who made the best sandwich you ever ate and what kind of sandwich was it?
It was a Philly Cheese Steak, but I don't remember who made it. I can tell you that the New York Cheddar Club sandwich at Pret-a-Manger is a triangle of EPIC WIN.
17. If you had to sacrifice someone on your friends list in order to save the planet, which friend would you choose?
See, if I told you, they’d hide, and then I’d be forced to pick someone else. So I’ll defer, thanks.
18. The measure of a man is his _____.
Height.
19. What's a door that you will never again open in this life?
The front door of my high school.
20. Is there a political office you would consider campaigning for?
Master of sewers.
21. Worst day you ever had?
Sorry, that’s confidential. The second worst was the day of my dad’s funeral, though.
22. Best day you ever had?
Let’s just say there were orgasms involved.
23. When will the world end?
When it’s time.
24. Describe the last time something filled you with a sense of wonder.
Mykonos was prety awesome.
25. Your new robot servant can be designed to look like anyone. Who does it look like?
Lurch.
You rang,
This is dF
