CHEEKY MONKEY ...

( ... is cheeky! )

See, isn’t this better than me jabbering dementedly about television news for 1,000 words?

[Insert “boob tube” joke here, cos I don’t have one.]

DISCLAIMER: Yes, I know it’s a not actually a monkey – more like a chimp or something. But Cheeky Chimpanzee doesn’t really flow, does it?

Bad monkey,

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HEAVY METAL SHARK

I like this, me.



[via Fuck Yeah Sharks]

As seen on the cover of Heavy Metal magazine, which I enjoyed tremendously as an impressionable young lad.

Take that ride,

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HITLER NEVER USED CONDOMS

Good morning, heathens. It’s Sunday. Would you like to see some Hitler porn?

No?

How about if it’s part of a campaign to promote AIDS awareness?

"Martin Luther King - I Have A Dream Speech - August 28, 1963" (Watch on YouTube)

Also available in Saddam Hussein and Josef Stalin editions.

PRODUCTION NOTE: Extremely NSFC (not safe for church). Which should go without saying.

DISCLAIMER: For informational purposes only. I’m all for AIDS awareness, but this isn’t a really good way to do it. For a start, it  implies that  people with AIDS are mass murderers. Second (and more to the point), I don’t object to the sex so much as the likelihood that the controversy of putting both softcore porn and Hitler in the same message will overshadow the actual message.

It’s a great MacGuffin for a comic book, mind.

Putting the “dick” in “dictators”,

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