Sep. 21st, 2009

defrog: (fritzi thanks)
And finally, seeing as how (1) it’s Beatlemania weekend, (2) one of the remastered CDs I bought was Magical Mystery Tour, and (3) I appreciate the art of the striptease, here’s something that incorporates all three: the scene in Magical Mystery Tour where John and George go to see The Bonzo Dog Doodah Band play with a stripper.



FUN FACT: Yes that is, in fact, where the band Death Cab For Cutie got their name.

Someone’s gonna make you pay the fare,

This is dF

defrog: (emma peel)
Good morning, Internet boys and girls.

You are all under my command.

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Obey. Obey.

Now bring me bacon, whiskey and lingerie. Close the door behind you. That is all.

You got me hypnotized,

This is dF
defrog: (not the bees)
It’s no secret that at any given time, the NYT Bestsellers list will have at least one book by Bill O’Reilly, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter and/or Michelle Malkin. That’s been true for a long time now, but it’s been especially true over the last nine months.

Over at Salon, Steve Almond has been reading the bestsellers of conservative pundits so you don’t have to, and he’s come to a fascinating conclusion:

These texts are not the psychotic, fact-challenged rants of the mad, but carefully crafted metafictions in which the mundane terrors of cultural dislocation are recast as riveting epics of paranoia.

As such, they fit into a long literary tradition, one that extends from the rhapsodic delusions of "Don Quixote" to the airborne toxic events of Don DeLillo, from the surreal prophecy of Revelation to the post-apocalyptic visions of Cormac McCarthy's "The Road." Though written in different eras and wildly divergent styles, these works are all about the incursion of sinister forces on an unsuspecting populace.

It’s possible he’s being sarcastic here. But he’s got a point.

I mean, look at the basic synopsis of these books:

A charismatic and suspiciously wealthy foreigner with a false US passport rises to power and – despite reams of evidence indicating he was born on foreign soil and has close ties to Chicago’s corrupt political machine – is inexplicably elected president, after which he enacts a secret, multilayered plan to rewrite the Constitution and create a Socialist dictatorship where gun ownership and Christianity are capital crimes and dissenters are thrown into FEMA camps – and all with the help of the sympathetic mainstream left-wing media who helped him achieve power.

It sounds like something Dan Brown would come with, doesn’t it?

Or it would if Obama was Roman Catholic. But you see what I’m saying.

If these books were in the Fiction section, they’d be right at home alongside Sinclair Lewis’ It Can’t Happen Here, Jack London’s The Iron Heel, James Ellroy’s American Tabloid, Larry Beinhart’s American Hero (now known as Wag The Dog) and other American conspiracy classics – to say nothing of alternate histories like Philip Roth’s The Plot To Destroy America, Philip K Dick’s The Man In The High Castle and, well, everything Harry Turtledove writes. Okay, they wouldn't be as good as any of those. But neither is Dan Brown, and he's successful enough to warrant his new book getting pirated on the Internets.

The problem, of course, is that Beck et al are NOT in the Fiction section. And their fan base, for the most part, believes every word of it is true. Hence all the shouting and freaking out.

But considering we’ve reached a stage where reality TV is scripted and it is entirely possible to filter yr media/information intake to conform with all of yr sociopolitical biases to the point where subjectivity morphs into a vivid alternate reality, the separation of fact and fiction is probably a moot point.

Which gets me to thinking about something I thought of back when Michael Crichton’s eco-terror thriller State Of Fear (the central premise of which is that the global warming skeptics are right) won an award for journalism from the American Association of Petroleum Geologists, which is this:

Imagine if the “Fiction” and “Non-fiction” sections were blended into one big section, leaving it entirely up to the reader to decide which is a true story and which is 100% fabricated. Some would be rather obvious (space operas, movie novelizations, Harlequin romances, etc). Others, perhaps not.

Would the results really be all that different from what’s happening now?

Stranger than fiction,

This is dF

defrog: (benjamins)
DISCLAIMER: This is over a week old and seems like the kind of thing that would make the rounds on the cable news shows in the states, but it only just hit my radar, so if you’ve already seen it, bear with me.

ITEM: Warren Buffett reveals that he probably could have prevented the entire global economy from collapsing if he only knew how to check the voicemail on his cell phone.

No, really.

Buffett appeared at the Fortune Most Powerful Women Summit (stop sniggering in the back) and was talking about how, on the eve of the Lehman Bros collapse, he was fielding a lot of panicky phone calls asking him for help. One call was from Bob Diamond, the head of Barclays Capital, who had a plan to rescue Lehman Brothers, but needed Buffett’s support to convince British authorities to go along with it. The plan was pretty complicated, so Buffett asked Diamond to fax him the details, but when Buffett got back to his hotel room, found no fax waiting for him. Lehman collapsed a few days later, and the rest of the economy went with it.

Ten months later, Buffett asked his daughter Susan about a little icon he had noticed on the screen of his cell phone: "Can you figure out what's on there?" It turned out to be the message from Diamond that he had been waiting for that night.

And here we are.

Of course, it’s entirely possible that even if Buffett had gotten the message that night (or if Diamond had faxed him like he asked instead of leaving a voicemail), he would have said no to Diamond anyway. Certainly he wasn’t enthusiastic enough to call Diamond back and ask him why he didn’t send the fax.

It’s also possible that saving Lehman wouldn’t have helped the overall picture anyway, given the shape that Bear-Stearns and AIG were in, as well as the subprime market and other things I don’t actually understand in the slightest.

Still, if yr company is failing to the point where yr only hope rests on a 78-year-old guy who doesn’t know how to check voicemail on his phone, it’s probably too late.

Dial M for Money,

This is dF

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