WHAT KIND OF MAN READS PLAYBOY, GUVNOR?

Not Michael Caine. He doesn’t need to read Playboy. Why read it when you can be IN it?

Yes, that’s really him.

No, the pictures are not safe for office viewing.

Don’t dream it, be it,

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GREAT MOMENTS IN MARKETING: THE BIGGEST, CLEANEST TITS IN SLOVENIA

ITEM [via Copyranter]: The award for Most Gratuitous Use Of Breasts In An Ad goes to the 28th Graphic Arts Biennial billboard in Ljubljana, Slovenia.

Not that I’m complaining, mind.

And granted, it may not be gratuitous by Slovenian standards. I’m just assuming it is because I’m from a country that still gets freaked out by Calvin Klein billboards. And they don’t even show the breasts.

Pass the loofah,

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IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD ... AGAIN

Yr amusing lede of the day:

Chile Pixtun, a Guatemalan, says the doomsday theories spring from Western, not Mayan ideas.

Well, that’s a relief. Though not for everyone, of course:

At Cornell University, Ann Martin, who runs the "Curious? Ask an Astronomer" Web site, says people are scared.

"It's too bad that we're getting e-mails from fourth-graders who are saying that they're too young to die," Martin said. "We had a mother of two young children who was afraid she wouldn't live to see them grow up."

Par for the course.

Either way, I doubt it’ll hurt ticket sales for Roland Emmerich’s latest film.

Apocalypse now and then,

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PLAYBOY BUNNIES LIKES THEM SOME PINBALL

ITEM [via Sugar And Spice]: Playboy Bunnies playing Playboy Pinball FTW!



Feeling all the bumpers,

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