CNN: WILL F*** GOATS FOR NEWS

ITEM [via Def Agent nebris ]: CNN fact-checks an SNL comedy sketch claiming Obama has done nothing so far in his first nine months of office.

Which would be great if that wasn’t the only story they ever fact-checked.

Jon Stewart will now do to CNN what he did to CNBC.

"Suntory Time" (Watch on YouTube)

And you wonder why Republicans still run the country.

Leave it there,

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THE BEATLES VS NASHVILLE

ITEM [via WFMU]: Here’s an interesting artifact from the Beatlemania years: a country music publication asks Nashville’s chart-toppers what they think of the Beatles.



I can’t vouch for the authenticity of the quotes, which seem awfully polite. But that’s probably because I’ve always assumed that Homer And Jethro spoke for the Nashville intelligentsia.

Good and country,

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GOLGAFRINCHANS: THE EARLY YEARS

ITEM [via Mostly Forbidden Zone]: Tuberculosis! Diptheria! Typhoid! Pneumonia! GERMS!



From the pages of Popular Mechanics (1912).

BONUS TRACKS: A fine collection of horror movie clips where mobile phones get you killed via poor reception and dead batteries.

Also, go here if you don’t get the Golgafrinchan reference.

Death call,

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