PARTY AT GROUND ZERO GRAVITY

Last night at the Def Citadel ... we celebrated May Day. With abandon. 

And a bourbon-powered Ouija board.



Result!

Floating in space,

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IF YOU PAID A DOLLAR FOR YR BRA, YOU PROBABLY PAID TOO MUCH

[Via the Mostly Forbidden Zone]

Cheap but not easy,

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DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SEX CITY?

Yr new favorite Internet time-waster: Sex Squad!



It’s an online sex-ed game from the the city health office in London, Ontario, in which you play a member of the Sex Squad to defeat The Sperminator, a former Sex Squad member whose been infected with an STD that gives him giant ejaculating cocks for arms.

Yr mission: wear him down with correct information about safe sex until he is cured.

Yes, I know, it’s a bit silly. But it IS educational. And I support any sex-ed material that (1) features a villain dressed like a lucha libre wrestler with semen-squirting cock arms and (2) has results like this.



Soon to be a major motion picture (I hope).

I love living in the city,

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