I AM THE NEW DAN BROWN. O DEATH WHERE IS THY STING?

There’s this Analyze Your Writing meme going around. So I entered the first chapter of my manuscript Bras From Mars. And ...

I write like
Dan Brown

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Well, fuckstix.

So much for my novel-writing ambitions. I should just give up now.

But wait – how about Chapter 2 of the same manuscript?

I write like
Robert Louis Stevenson

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Hum. So it's like The Da Vinci Code with pirates. And bras. 

Okay. So how about this blog?

I write like
Chuck Palahniuk

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And how about my pornographic short stories?

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I rather like this result, actually.

And if I paste all of the above at the same time?

I write like
John dEFROG

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

NOW we’re getting somewhere.

Nobody weird like me,

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A SEXY TACO-TRUCK LADY WITH A REBELLIOUS SPIRIT AND REVOLUTIONARY HEART

And an eyepatch!



I am SO looking forward to seeing this.

FUN FACT: Tom Tancredo does not want you to see this film. If that’s not a recommendation, I’d like to know what is.

Searching with my good eye closed,

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BOSOZOKU RIDE A LITTLE LOWER

ITEM: Just look at this boss collection of bōsōzoku-style cars from Pink Tentacle.

More here, here, here and here.

I can’t say how practical the designs are from a speed POV – especially those exaggerated front spoilers – but they LOOK awesome. Which is kind of the point.

I’m not a gearhead, but as someone who grew up in the 70s – the last decade when cars had personality – I think I know a bad-ass car when I see one. They don’t make them like this anymore. Maybe they should.

Pimp my ride,

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