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Good morning. It’s Monday. The party’s over.

For most of us.

For others. it’s just getting started.



Sound yr funky horn,

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HONG KONG: LEADING THE WORLD IN 3D PORN CINEMA

ITEM: A group of Hong Kong filmmakers begin shooting what they claim will be the world's first 3D porn movie.

It’s a 3D extension of the Sex and Zen franchise, evidently:

The 3.2 million-US-dollar '3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy', set for release in May, has already generated interest in a host of Asian film markets, as well as Europe and the US, the Sunday Morning Post reported.

The film chronicles the story of a young man who, after being introduced to the erotic world of a duke, realizes his ex-wife is the love of his life and features "orgies, swinging and some very graphic sex scenes", the paper said.

There is, of course, a number of caveats to be issued here:

1. By “3D porn movie”, they mean “3D softcore porn in a theatrical film format” – at least I assume they do, because either they’ve never heard of Kama-Sutra (filmed with actual stereoscopic cameras) or Octopussy 3D: A XXX Parody, or they think those don’t count for some reason.

2. It’s not even the first 3D softcore pr0n film, if you count things like this.

3. If it’s like every other HK softcore pr0n film ever made, it will end horribly for everyone in the film. Punishment, shame, violence and suicidal guilt tend to figure heavily in HK cinema when comes to sex – which really takes all the fun out of it.

So I’ll stick with the upcoming Star Wars 3D pr0n parody, thanks.

Remember kids: if it ain’t fun, it ain’t pr0n.

Do it til you need 3D glasses,

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