Yr Inevitable Big Dumb Fear headline of the day:

The official in question is Eugene Delgaudio, who worries that the TSA’s non-discrimination hiring policies means that The Gayz are probably feeling up junk in America’s airports right now:
Yes. It’s all part of the Radical Homosexual Agenda, of course, as described by Delgaudio in this fundraising letter. Recommended for the infamous "secret warehouse" scene.
Scared straight,
This is dF

The official in question is Eugene Delgaudio, who worries that the TSA’s non-discrimination hiring policies means that The Gayz are probably feeling up junk in America’s airports right now:
"It's the federal employee's version of the Gay Bill of Special Rights... That means the next TSA official that gives you an 'enhanced pat down' could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission," Delgaudio wrote.
Yes. It’s all part of the Radical Homosexual Agenda, of course, as described by Delgaudio in this fundraising letter. Recommended for the infamous "secret warehouse" scene.
Scared straight,
This is dF