I HAD TOO MUCH TO DREAM LAST NIGHT: SUPERNATURAL TIME-TRAVELING BIG WHEELS

One of the good things about upper respiratory tract infections is, of course, access to quality sleepytime pharmaceutical products. Because I have the damnedest dreams while medicated.

For example, there’s the one where I rewrote Season 6 of Supernatural into an apocalyptic Western.

Or the one where Japanese nationalists erected a time barrier around Hong Kong, so that anyone or anything trying to leave the territory aged 100 years instantly, and we tried to build time-resistant robots to rescue everyone.

Or the one where I made a guest appearance on Top Gear where Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May and I drank absinthe and road-tested modded Big Wheels.

Yes. This is the world my mind lives in most of the time.

Dream on,

This is dF

YOUTUBE SURVIVOR SERIES #105: AND GERALD FORD FELL DOWN A LOT

Oh, and it’s Presidents Day in the US.

How many can you name?

The great thing about this song is that, if it were made today, cable TV news pundits would spend lots of valuable airtime arguing over its accuracy, whitewashing of history and indoctrination of children to socialist values.

Because politics isn’t funny anymore.

Bedtime for democracy,

This is dF