LOOK LIKE HAMBURGERS, BUT ARE MEATLESS

And now, pan-fried nutburgers.



Great with chewing gum. Apparently.

[Via RetroSpace]

In a word: fail. 

Chew on that,

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WHISKEY: THE BEST WAY TO GET THROUGH THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY

At least if yr me.



[Via vintage-ads]

Also, I like a whiskey ad whose central selling point is that statistically you’ll live longer than the pilgrims did, so make those extra years count by drinking hard liquor.

Close enough!

FUN FACT: Speaking of pilgrims, the first Thanksgiving was really about rejecting Socialism for capitalism, you know. Rush Limbaugh said that, so it must be true.


And people ask me why I need whiskey to get through this f***ing holiday.

Bottoms up,

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