Random scenes:
– I am in Bangkok with the bride re-enacting our wedding Thai style (not that I know what a Thai-style wedding is, but that’s my impression in the dream). It’s in some open-air house and we are sitting at writing desks. Johnny Marr is there for some reason. I say hello, and make an obvious Smiths reference. He laughs politely but I wonder if I should have refrained. Later I am looking for a bed to sleep in – the house is full of them and I’m not sure which is mine.
– I am in some haywire world where people shrink to insect-size and ducks are the size of Godzilla and can phase through solid matter. A man bites into the belly of a large python, ripping away the flesh to release tiny little snakes the size of earthworms that crawl under my shirt and make me itchy. We’re told to evacuate but we have to round up all the dogs in our apartment first, and there are too many of them.
– I am sitting in the back of a pickup truck. A man in a black suit, obviously Triad, walks up to me, looks me in the eye and takes my wallet from my jacket. I try to fight him, but he has two bodyguards who proceed to beat me up. I wake up within the dream and start going through all my membership cards to see how many I’d have to cancel in case my wallet ever really is stolen.
– I am on some mission in which my team is trying to replicate a futuristic transport system used by the bad guys to skip across the space continuum, like traveling through wormholes. We test the system on an urban canal (kind of like the River Seine in Paris), with three shielded canopies on the bank. The idea is to drive a boat under the first canopy – if the system works, it will skip the second canopy and re-emerge under the third canopy in a fluid motion (as if they were all one canopy.
We test it, but it doesn’t work. However, our engineer figures it’s a unidirectional system – if we send the boat in the opposite direction, it should work.
And then I woke up.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before,
This is dF
– I am in Bangkok with the bride re-enacting our wedding Thai style (not that I know what a Thai-style wedding is, but that’s my impression in the dream). It’s in some open-air house and we are sitting at writing desks. Johnny Marr is there for some reason. I say hello, and make an obvious Smiths reference. He laughs politely but I wonder if I should have refrained. Later I am looking for a bed to sleep in – the house is full of them and I’m not sure which is mine.
– I am in some haywire world where people shrink to insect-size and ducks are the size of Godzilla and can phase through solid matter. A man bites into the belly of a large python, ripping away the flesh to release tiny little snakes the size of earthworms that crawl under my shirt and make me itchy. We’re told to evacuate but we have to round up all the dogs in our apartment first, and there are too many of them.
– I am sitting in the back of a pickup truck. A man in a black suit, obviously Triad, walks up to me, looks me in the eye and takes my wallet from my jacket. I try to fight him, but he has two bodyguards who proceed to beat me up. I wake up within the dream and start going through all my membership cards to see how many I’d have to cancel in case my wallet ever really is stolen.
– I am on some mission in which my team is trying to replicate a futuristic transport system used by the bad guys to skip across the space continuum, like traveling through wormholes. We test the system on an urban canal (kind of like the River Seine in Paris), with three shielded canopies on the bank. The idea is to drive a boat under the first canopy – if the system works, it will skip the second canopy and re-emerge under the third canopy in a fluid motion (as if they were all one canopy.
We test it, but it doesn’t work. However, our engineer figures it’s a unidirectional system – if we send the boat in the opposite direction, it should work.
And then I woke up.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before,
This is dF