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There is a huge storm coming, with Biblical flooding expected. I am sitting on a street corner with my laptop getting some work done. A cop advises me the storm is coming soon, I tell him I know. It starts to rain and I’m getting mud on the laptop, so I decide to get moving. I meet KT in a hotel for lunch. From the ballroom window I see the storm surge is already happening – the waterline is lapping against the hotel.
Shift – the dream morphs into a series of Monty Python sketches. One involves a black man dressed like John Lazar in the climactic scene in Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls, only he has a nose like a shovelhead shark. The nose is obviously a proboscis.
Someone in the audience says, “Oh look, it’s Mr Shovelnose.”
Mr Shovelnose turns to the camera and smiles. “Isn’t it just, though?” He greets visitors at his door. The President of South Africa is his butler and serves everyone tea whilst mumbling about post-apartheid policies.
Then there’s a series of sketches involving characters telling old jokes in odd situations. The one I remember most clearly is one where Eric Idle is telling Terry Jones a joke involving a drunk man having sex with elderly ladies in every possible orifice (including the nose). Whilst Eric is telling the joke, he is slowly transforming into a werewolf. By the time he gets to the punchline, he is fully transformed and bites Terry in the throat.
And then I woke up.
The old jokes are the best,
This is dF
Shift – the dream morphs into a series of Monty Python sketches. One involves a black man dressed like John Lazar in the climactic scene in Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls, only he has a nose like a shovelhead shark. The nose is obviously a proboscis.
Someone in the audience says, “Oh look, it’s Mr Shovelnose.”
Mr Shovelnose turns to the camera and smiles. “Isn’t it just, though?” He greets visitors at his door. The President of South Africa is his butler and serves everyone tea whilst mumbling about post-apartheid policies.
Then there’s a series of sketches involving characters telling old jokes in odd situations. The one I remember most clearly is one where Eric Idle is telling Terry Jones a joke involving a drunk man having sex with elderly ladies in every possible orifice (including the nose). Whilst Eric is telling the joke, he is slowly transforming into a werewolf. By the time he gets to the punchline, he is fully transformed and bites Terry in the throat.
And then I woke up.
The old jokes are the best,
This is dF
