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I’m back from Barcelona. What’d I miss?
Oh, right.
I don’t have much to say about Andrew Breitbart’s death for the usual reason (i.e. the body’s still warm). We’ll get to that later, although it’s probably unnecessary – if you’ve read this blog long enough, you probably have a good idea of my opinion of his professional work.
The fact is, I’m only really blogging about it at all because of the news that Breitbart didn’t die of natural causes. The actual cause of death was a hit contract put out on Breitbart by Presidente Barack HUSSEIN!!!!! Obama.
Apparently.
Well, of course. The evidence is pretty obvious:
QED. What more proof do you need?
As many of you know, I love this sort of thing. We’re basically being asked to believe (1) Breitbart had video tapes of Obama’s college years that will unmask a decades-long radical plot to get Obama into the White House so he could destroy America, and (2) Obama (who has the CIA, the NSA, the FBI and the IMF at his disposal) opted to solve the problem by having agents assassinate Breitbart – a high-profile media pundit with a large following – rather than simply steal the tapes back. Or simply letting him release the tapes and point out Breitbart's potential credibility problems with releasing incriminating tapes.
It makes perfect sense. If you don’t want incriminating tapes of yrself to see the light of day, why use the nation’s most advanced resources to get rid of the tapes when you can kill the guy who has them, thus ensuring incriminating tapes of yrself see the light of day?
Mission accomplished.
Damned-foolproof,
This is dF
Oh, right.
I don’t have much to say about Andrew Breitbart’s death for the usual reason (i.e. the body’s still warm). We’ll get to that later, although it’s probably unnecessary – if you’ve read this blog long enough, you probably have a good idea of my opinion of his professional work.
The fact is, I’m only really blogging about it at all because of the news that Breitbart didn’t die of natural causes. The actual cause of death was a hit contract put out on Breitbart by Presidente Barack HUSSEIN!!!!! Obama.
Apparently.
Well, of course. The evidence is pretty obvious:
1. Breitbart allegedly died of a heart attack at 43, which simply never happens.
2. Obama is EVIL.
3. Breitbart was reportedly planning to release tapes that would make Obama look bad at a time when he’s running for re-election (which, incidentally, is when he’ll reveal his EVIL EVIL plan to destroy America that he was supposed to do in 2008 but decided not to do because it would hurt his re-election chances).
4. Obama is already assassinating his enemies.
5. Obama is EVIL EVIL EVIL.
6. Did I mention Obama was EVIL?
2. Obama is EVIL.
3. Breitbart was reportedly planning to release tapes that would make Obama look bad at a time when he’s running for re-election (which, incidentally, is when he’ll reveal his EVIL EVIL plan to destroy America that he was supposed to do in 2008 but decided not to do because it would hurt his re-election chances).
4. Obama is already assassinating his enemies.
5. Obama is EVIL EVIL EVIL.
6. Did I mention Obama was EVIL?
QED. What more proof do you need?
As many of you know, I love this sort of thing. We’re basically being asked to believe (1) Breitbart had video tapes of Obama’s college years that will unmask a decades-long radical plot to get Obama into the White House so he could destroy America, and (2) Obama (who has the CIA, the NSA, the FBI and the IMF at his disposal) opted to solve the problem by having agents assassinate Breitbart – a high-profile media pundit with a large following – rather than simply steal the tapes back. Or simply letting him release the tapes and point out Breitbart's potential credibility problems with releasing incriminating tapes.
It makes perfect sense. If you don’t want incriminating tapes of yrself to see the light of day, why use the nation’s most advanced resources to get rid of the tapes when you can kill the guy who has them, thus ensuring incriminating tapes of yrself see the light of day?
Mission accomplished.
Damned-foolproof,
This is dF
