ONE SLIDE SHOW TOO MANY

I’m pleased to announce that the first single from my new band Banäna Deäthmüffins has been a runaway success, with approximately two (2) downloads in the last week, which is double our expectations.

So here’s our second hit song, which we think will be insanely popular with people who have had to sit through three straight days of PowerPoint presentations.

Which, as it happens, were the conditions under which this song was written.

Cos I get bored, yo.

( Lyrics sheet is available )

Yadda yadda yadda,

This is dF

TRUST US, WE WOULDN’T STRIP-SEARCH YOU IF YOU WEREN’T IN GRAVE DANGER

And now, a TSA recruitment poster waiting to happen:



[Via Radioactive Lingerie]

Okay, it’s not all that funny when you think about the reality behind the joke. But that, for me, is kind of the point.

( Unexpected political commentary! )

Exactly. 

I recommend reading the whole article.

And that was a pretty serious post that was essentially an excuse to post that saucy magazine cover, wasn’t it?

Carry on securing,

This is dF