YOU WANTED A SHARK WITH A FRIGGIN’ LASER? YOU GET A SHARK WITH A FRIGGIN’ LASER

No, really – it’s a shark with a friggin’ laser.

Marine biologist-cum-TV personality Luke Tipple attached a 50-milliwatt green laser to a lemon shark off the coast of the Bahamas in late April. The escapade was sponsored by Wicked Lasers, a consumer-focused laser manufacturer based in Hong Kong that produces some of the most brilliant — and potentially dangerous — handheld lasers in the world.

Granted, it’s a low-power clip-on laser. And it was really more of a test for that particular clamp design, as there’s no obvious scientific value in putting a laser on a shark.

Still, with the Pentagon working on remote-controlled sharkborgs, you never know.

Pass me the laser beam,

This is dF

YOU SHOULD BE DANZIG, YAY-YUH

[Via New Rider]

If that’s all there is then let’s keep Danzig,

This is dF

RED PUSSY

Meanwhile, around the corner from my office in Tin Hau:



I have no idea, no.

Better red than dead,

This is dF