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Eclipse
This episode has the most promising start: Victoria (a mean vampire out to kill Bella to get revenge on Edward for killing her boyfriend for trying to eat Bella in Episode 1, blah blah blah) attacks a guy, turns him into a vampire and tasks him with creating a vampire army! Okay, NOW we’re getting somewhere!
Oh wait! No we’re not!
Because now here’s Edward and Bella in a flowery meadow of flowers talking about marriage (on account of Edward has to turn her into a vampire to protect her from the Vampire King, but he won’t do that unless Bella marries him, and she’s like, hey, I haven’t even graduated high school yet). And it’s complicated because now Bella loves Jacob The Cuddly Shirtless Werewolf Boy too, and onoes who will she choose? Decisions!
That said, Eclipse packs in more supernatural stuff than the first two films, partly because a lot of vampire characters tell their backstories in flashback, and partly because the vampire army is coming for Bella, and they are mean vampires because they are fresh-made and therefore more powerful than old vampires, and so the Cullens and the Werewolf Family (all of whom adore Bella as if she were family because she’s the heroine of the picture) team up fight off the mean vampire army to protect Bella (whom they adore) even though vampires and werewolves are sworn enemies because they all adore Bella (who is adorable).
The Big Fight is actually not too bad, but you sure do have to wade through a lot of teenage romance drama and mumbling to get to it.
Yr in the army now,
This is dF
This episode has the most promising start: Victoria (a mean vampire out to kill Bella to get revenge on Edward for killing her boyfriend for trying to eat Bella in Episode 1, blah blah blah) attacks a guy, turns him into a vampire and tasks him with creating a vampire army! Okay, NOW we’re getting somewhere!
Oh wait! No we’re not!
Because now here’s Edward and Bella in a flowery meadow of flowers talking about marriage (on account of Edward has to turn her into a vampire to protect her from the Vampire King, but he won’t do that unless Bella marries him, and she’s like, hey, I haven’t even graduated high school yet). And it’s complicated because now Bella loves Jacob The Cuddly Shirtless Werewolf Boy too, and onoes who will she choose? Decisions!
That said, Eclipse packs in more supernatural stuff than the first two films, partly because a lot of vampire characters tell their backstories in flashback, and partly because the vampire army is coming for Bella, and they are mean vampires because they are fresh-made and therefore more powerful than old vampires, and so the Cullens and the Werewolf Family (all of whom adore Bella as if she were family because she’s the heroine of the picture) team up fight off the mean vampire army to protect Bella (whom they adore) even though vampires and werewolves are sworn enemies because they all adore Bella (who is adorable).
The Big Fight is actually not too bad, but you sure do have to wade through a lot of teenage romance drama and mumbling to get to it.
Yr in the army now,
This is dF
