IRAN: A LOVE STORY

MARCH 9, 2015

Dear Iran,

Fuck you.

Fuck Obama.

And fuck whatever “treaty” you two come up with because we sure as fuck didn’t sign it. If it were up to us you would be a smoking crater in the desert by now. Fuck you so much. 

Yrs in Christ,

The GOP

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MARCH 10, 2015

Dear GOP,

Thank you for yr letter. Please keep up the good work opposing yr president, dividing the country and fighting amongst yrselves. Yr cheap publicity stunts are making our work to destroy America all that much easier.

Also, we look forward to yr next war in our part of the world. Hope it goes as smoothly as the last two.

Obama says hey.

Allahu akbar,

Iran

PS: Fuck you too.