APRIL FOOL'S DAY IS DEAD – LONG LIVE INTERNATIONAL DAD JOKE DAY

 Because (1) no one's in the mood for your crap right now and (2) there's no hoax you can make up that will be weirder than real life.  

So, by order of Charlotte Jee, today is hereby declared International Dad Joke Day.

Here's my humble contribution: 

Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”

I'll show myself out. 

Laugh it up fuzzball, 

This is dF