FINALLY, A LIST WITH THE WORDS “SWALLOW MY CHILDREN”

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Continuing our coverage of end-of-year lists, here’s one you probably won’t be seeing on the morning “news” programs: the Top 12 Porn Movies of 2007, as rated by famed porn blogger Gram Ponante.

NOTE: Totally NSFW, which should be okay seeing as it’s Sunday, which is the perfect time to look at NSFW links. Quality time.

DISCLAIMER: I haven’t seen any of the movies listed. Because, like most people, I get my pr0ns for free on teh Internets. Or I just make it myself.

WARNING: Contains Amy Fisher. Yes, THAT one. The one who brought the words “Long Island Lolita” and “Buttafuoco” into the national lexicon.

Teen escort. Shot the wife of her lover and did a dime upstate. Became a columnist. Later reunited with Joey Buttafuoco to do the coin toss at the Lingerie Bowl. Now promoting her sex tape despite not endorsing it. And it's rated one of the best pr0n movies of the year.

And you thought the American Dream was dead.

Bad girls,

This is dF