MADNESS TAKES ITS TOLL

[defrog]

ITEM [via the ever-vigilant stacyjill]: Aw, HELL no ....

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Okay. I feel better now.

Well, no, I don't.

I realize it’s not news that MTV stopped being a relevant force in musical pop culture years ago. But dear God, must they take our past triumphs and kick them repeatedly in the nuts until we go blind and half mad from the pain? Have you no decency, sir? At long last?

It’s gotten to the point where I’m almost ready to accept the theory that MTV is covertly trying to save us from bland 21st century monocultural boredom by destroying the past. The next Hendrix or Lennon or Satchmo or Madonna or Aretha cannot happen until we smash up everything that has preceded us. A clean slate is the only way to move forward.

But who am I kidding? MTV is in an unstoppable death spiral and it’s determined to take as many of us down with it as it can. Its epitaph will be harsh and its judgement merciless. There can be no redemption now. It’s too late for that.

Or is that too melodramatic?

Sue me. Rocky Horror is a perfect thing. It is the ultimate in sci-fi cross-dressing call’n’response rock’n’roll horror. It is one of the most influential elements of my adult education. I remember my first midnight show in Franklin, TN. My friends and I randomly inserted the word “spam” into the reponse lines. It caught on for a few weeks. Yr welcome.

Fuck.

Defamer has some cute ideas on who MTV would probably cast in the thing, but it’s hard to laugh, because they probably WOULD put Hannah Montana, Pink and The Cute One From Fall Out Boy in it. Just to piss me off even more. Why not? If yr going to defile a hallmark of pop culture, why fuck around?

Bastards.

We’ve got to get out of zis trap,

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