MY MUSTACHE IS THE VENGEANCE

[defrog]

Remember Hall and Oates?



Of course you do. Guess what?



Pilot episode:

John Oates is opening a new wing of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that focuses on mustachioed musicians. Suddenly, a dying David Crosby appears and with his last breath warns Oates of a mysterious secret group of mustache wearers bent on killing other mustache wearers. As actor Tom Selleck attempts to escape from the latest murder scene, Oates summons his own mustache with a fist pump that simultaneously changes his clothes from conservative attire to pink pants and white boots.

What, no Flaming Mullet of Justice?

I can’t go for that (no can do),

This is dF