WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. NO PETS.

[defrog]

When the Rapture happens and Jesus whisks off the saved straight to Heaven, who’ll look after their pets?

Atheists, of course.

For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved.  Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee.   A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.

The FAQ is worth a glance as well:

Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do.  Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.

NOTE: Possibly not actually for real. But still clever.

No dogs allowed,

This is dF

Comments

[darkbay.livejournal.com]

The sad thing is that I can see some totally overzealous bible-thumpers believing that. It was good for a snort over here! I'm hoping it ain't real.

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

I thought the same thing, actually. Some rapture believers have made some really bad decisions ahead of a predicted rapture date, like selling houses they thought they wouldn't need or pulling their kids out of school. It's almost like scamming the mentally ill, in a way. Almost.