WHY IS BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IGNORING THE GREAT AL-QAEDA SQUIRREL THREAT?

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ITEM: Terrorists are systematically sabotaging America’s electrical grid by recruiting squirrels.

Go here for a long list of incidents this yea alone demonstrating the Great Al-Qaeda Squirrel Threat.

Why is Barack Hussein Obama letting this happen? Because his middle name is Hussein, that’s why. Also, he’s a foreigner from Chicago. And you know what they’re like.

WARNING: This is satire. Notice how I have to point this out.

Nuts to you,

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