THE MEN WHO STARE AT ... OH YOU KNOW ...

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ITEM: A study from researchers in Germany concludes that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study:

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

Wow. No wonder my blood pressure is my healthiest vital sign.

FUN FACT: Russ Meyer lived to be 82.

More than meets the eye,

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