TEAM AMERICA ROCKS YR WORLD

[defrog]

ITEM: Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez Wednesday accused the United States of causing the destruction in Haiti by testing a 'tectonic weapon' to induce the catastrophic earthquake that hit the country

Which sounds batshit, I know. The funny thing is, he’s got a pretty wide body of batshit research to back him up, most of it concerned with HAARP (High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program), a joint scientific research project of the US Air Force and Navy whose principle facilities are located in Gakona, Alaska.

HAARP’s official purpose is to study “the properties and behavior of the ionosphere, with particular emphasis on being able to understand and use it to enhance communications and surveillance systems for both civilian and defense purposes.”

However, its REAL purpose, according to some, is to serve as a tool for the New World Order to use the weather and earthquakes as weapons against countries that won’t play ball with the NWO.

Like Haiti – which, incidentally, just happens to have larger oil reserves than Venezuela.

COINCIDENCE?!!!!

Anyway, Arthur Goldwag has a nice sampling of HAARP conspiracies here. You might as well believe them, seeing as how – if Massachusetts is anything to go by – the Democrats are doomed and by the end of the year Congress will be run by the Tea Party, which thinks Obama is conspiring with Interpol to make America a haven for terrorists.

Shaken not stirred,

This is dF

Comments

[jreynolds.livejournal.com]

If I had a tectonic weapon at my disposal I could think of a dozen better targets than Haiti. Not that I have a tectonic weapon.