MORE SENSELESS ACTS OF BLOGGERY

And here’s what I watched this weekend: a ninja babe fighting a horny latex alien.




It’s from a film called Alien Vs Ninja. The title speaks for itself. As does the scene, really.

Real ultimate power,

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Good morning. This is the most awesome thing you will see on the Interwebs today.



It’s from Japan, yes.

And no, I don’t think that’s him actually singing.

[Via Popbitch]

Godfather of soup,

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Also playing on local TV:



Whoever handles Gatsby’s ad account deserves a bonus.

I shall call him Mini-Me,

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When I left the flat this afternoon, I’d heard there’d just been an earthquake in Japan. I only saw a headline and a Facebook post from dinopollard , and this was maybe three minutes after it happened, so I didn’t know the details.

When I came back home 4.5 hours later, I found out about the tsunami.

I’ve been watching coverage on the BBC and Al Jazeera since then.

If you've seen the footage, you don’t need me to tell you how bad it is. And it’s going to get worse at this stage, depending on how big the tsunami is in other areas (it’s hitting Hawaii as I type this). The BBC is showing live footage of Sendai City on fire. The death toll is likely going to go way up. 

One reason I’m posting about is that it struck me how routine a headline about an earthquake in Japan is – at least to me. I was actually in Tokyo once when one hit – it was minor, and they issued tsunami alerts then, and when they came they were maybe ten centimeters high. 

So it’s a shock to see Japan get clobbered this badly after dodging so many bullets (since Kobe, anyway – and this was bigger). And of course it brings back memories of the Boxing Day tsunami.

I know people in Japan, though not really that far north. So I’m hoping to not get any bad news.

For the record, we’re fine in HK – they didn’t expect waves over half a meter, and in the end they were about 0.2m.

Oh, and for those of you who know dinopollard , he’s fine. He's watching Black Dynamite.

– dF

His biolifeform assistants Marsha and Karsha will destroy you now. That is all.



Background here.

[Via Radioactive Lingerie]

I think I’m Gibanoid,

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Or, “That’s a big motherf***ing wheelbarrow.”



Via Twisted Vintage.

They say he’s got to go,

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I’ve said before but it bears repeating:

One of the greatest things about the Internet is that you can bet someone $10 that somewhere on the web there’s a video of:

1. 20+ cloned muscle men
2. Doing the mikumiku dance
3. Wearing thongs
4. And they have the heads of birds.

And you’d still win the bet.

Observe.



And the best part is – if Japan didn’t exist, you’d lose.

Pay up,

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SPOILER: It’s actually a montage of one diver, not eleven. But it looks cool.

And it reminds me of this Denki Groove video (which I’ve posted before, but what the hell, eh?).



Free falling,

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For those of you who thought Zombie Strippers wasn’t weird enough, Japan is proud to bring you Big Tits Zombie 3D, the live-action version of horror manga Kyonyu Dragon.





The plot, such as it is [via Nippon Cinema]:


Coming to a DVD player near you August 4.

CONSUMER ADVISORY: May not actually be in 3D.

Cash cash cash,

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Pink Tentacle has posted some surrealist paintings from Tetsuya Ishida. And I can’t stop looking at them.





Amazing yet sad.

Sorry. The next post should cancel out this one.

Urban legend,

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