And that wraps up my reading activities for 2022.
If you want to see my whole year in books summed up in a Goodreads infographic (kinda like Spotify Wrapped, only more accurate and not as annoying), it’s
right here.
Also, I hereby enclose proof that I (barely) completed my
Goodreads Reading Challenge for 2022. Hooray for me.
Otherwise, here’s the last of the book reviews for the year.
101 President Jokes by
Melvin A. BergerMy rating:
1 of 5 starsWell, look, sometimes you need a fast read to meet your Goodreads Reading Challenge quota. And who doesn’t love a good President joke? That said, this book contains almost none of them. It’s mainly a collection of anecdotes of US presidents allegedly saying humorous things, or allegedly having humorous encounters. There’s also a clever dodge where the joke is not about a president at all but allegedly one of his favorite jokes. I’m reasonably sure most of these are just made up, although the ones with Calvin Coolidge are probably real (they’re also the funniest jokes here).
It's a kids book from Scholastic, so I can’t be too hard on it. On the other hand, kids deserve better political humor. Also, it’s a shame that out of 101 jokes, they couldn’t gin up at least one joke for every president – the book covers Washington up to Bill Clinton (the current POTUS at the time of publication), but some (Lincoln, JFK, Reagan, Coolidge) get multiple jokes while a number of presidents are left out completely. I mean sure, maybe Zachary Taylor wasn’t a funny guy, but most of these aren’t true anyway, so why not make something up? Many are also non-specific to the POTUS in question – you could literally plug in any president’s name without damaging the joke.
Still, I suppose one interesting thing about it is that the book shows that making fun of presidents is a time-honored tradition and a comedy staple that people used to take for granted before some people decided that comedians making jokes about
their president were biased, unfair and unpatriotic. You know, this review is a lot longer than I thought it would be. It probably took me longer to write this than to read the book. Which just goes to show. Anyway, it got me one book closer to completing my Goodreads Challenge – that’s the important thing.
Stranger at Home by
Leigh BrackettMy rating:
3 of 5 starsContinuing my exploration of the works of Leigh Brackett, this is my first time reading something by her that isn’t SF – she also wrote crime and westerns. This is the former, and it’s a bit of an odd duck in that it was ghostwritten in 1946 for George Sanders, a popular British actor at the time who starred in The Falcon movies as the titular gentleman detective (he also played The Saint, for what it’s worth). For some reason, Sanders collaborated with Craig Rice to write a detective novel (
Crime On My Hands), which featured Sanders as basically himself, only solving an actual murder case. I guess it was a success, because Brackett was hired to write the second one, which has since been republished under her name, so of course I had to try it.
The set-up is classic noir – Michael Vickers, presumed dead four years ago whilst in Mexico with three friends, turns up at his house unannounced during a big party. The next morning, one of the guests – Harry Bryce, who was one of the three friends with Vickers in Mexico – turns up dead. But Vickers isn’t the only one with a motive, and everyone has their own secrets, including Vickers’ wife Angie. While police detective Joe Trehearne tries to figure out who killed Bryce, Vickers tries to figure out who tried to kill him in Mexico – not least because they seems keen to finish the job now that he’s back.
The novel starts out a bit surreal, with disjointed dialogue and strange character reactions as Vickers makes his presence known to them – as if Vickers feels out of place returning home after so long (having suffered from amnesia for most of those four years). It’s only in the second half of the book that everything starts to gel, yet the first half turns out to be key to the climax. Anyway, it’s by no means a classic of the genre, but it’s pretty good for what it is, and it’s nice that Brackett is now getting recognition for it. Bonus points for Brackett declining to stick to the established formula – where the first Sanders novel was a standard first-person whodunit, Brackett delivered a gritty surreal noir thriller. Ace!
Noir by
Christopher MooreMy rating:
4 of 5 starsIn which comic novelist Christopher Moore takes on the pulp noir genre as only he can – which is to say, not seriously, and with some inevitable weirdness. Set in 1947 San Francisco, the story follows Sammy “Two Toes” Tiffin, a bartender at Sal’s Saloon who grifts in his spare time, and whose world is turned upside down by a dame named Stilton, a.k.a. The Cheese. She is of course in distress, and when Sammy falls for her, trouble inevitably follows.
This being Moore, the story kind of meanders about for the first half of the book before finally coalescing into a discernible plot. However, this being Moore, there’s a lot to enjoy and laugh at while you’re waiting for the story to kick in – from Sammy’s pursuit of Stilton to his schemes with pal Eddie Moo Shoes, including one involving a black mamba snake that naturally goes wildly wrong. There’s also female drag queens, a secret meeting of the Bohemian Club, a General based in Roswell, NM, and (of course) men in black. And you get kind of a scenic tour of 1947 Frisco while you’re at it.
It's all good fun, with Moore not so much satirizing the noir genre as using it as a framework for the characters, setting and story – Moore describes it as “perky noir”, which is about right. He captures some of the elements of noir (especially the dialogue) without lapsing into pastiche, and he serves up a reasonably entertaining cast of characters to deliver the comedy. Not everything works, but most of it does.
The Status Civilization by
Robert SheckleyMy rating:
4 of 5 starsThis 1960 novella is, among other things, a masterclass in classic SF book marketing. The cover blurb describes it as a “novel of tomorrow” set on a future Earth “when one vast and stratified society threatens all who fail to conform”. That kind of thing is guaranteed to make non-conformists like me pick it up. And while the cover blurb isn’t wrong, it’s misleading in the sense that most of the novella doesn’t take place on Earth, but Omega, a planet that is basically a penal colony run by the prisoners. Everyone is sentenced for life – once you’re on Omega, there is no escape.
The story starts with a man who wakes up in a room with his memory wiped – he doesn’t know who or where he is or why he’s there. He’s soon told that he’s Will Barrent, he was convicted of murder and he’s on his way to Omega to serve his sentence in the city of Tetrahyde. On Omega, there is rule of law, but as this is a society run by criminals, the law enables ritualized murder. Your chances of survival depend on your status. As Barrent rises in status, the authorities seem more determined to try and kill him. When he starts to doubt whether he really killed anyone in the first place, his only hope lies in getting back to Earth to find out the truth.
At face value it sounds like a typical prison-planet trope, complete with combat trials, breakouts, manhunts, etc. But Sheckley uses those tropes for satirical purposes by imagining how a city run by criminals might operate (i.e. residents are required to worship Evil and can be arrested for
not being a drug addict, etc), and how far societies will go to rid themselves of radicals and non-conformists in the name of peace and stability. I can’t say much more without spoiling it, but it’s a well-paced SF adventure with a wry sense of humor and an unexpected climax.
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