IF YOU GOTTA RUN FOR OFFICE, RUN HARD
Nov. 30th, 2010 05:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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lorilori ]: Cynthia Plaster Caster is running for mayor of Chicago.
She’s running on the Hard Party ticket.
Which means she already has the most awesome merchandise in the whole campaign by default.
BACKGROUND: If yr not familiar with Cynthia Plaster Caster or how she got her name, you might want to read this AV Club interview.
HINT: It involves famous penises. Lots of them. Like Gene Simmons. And Jim Croce.
So for that reason alone, she doesn’t stand a chance, of course. Which is a damn shame, Jim. Anyone who can say they’ve made a plaster cast of Jimi Hendrix’s cock ought to be allowed to be in charge of a major city.
Hard-ball politics,
This is dF
lorilori ]: Cynthia Plaster Caster is running for mayor of Chicago. She’s running on the Hard Party ticket.
Which means she already has the most awesome merchandise in the whole campaign by default.
BACKGROUND: If yr not familiar with Cynthia Plaster Caster or how she got her name, you might want to read this AV Club interview.
HINT: It involves famous penises. Lots of them. Like Gene Simmons. And Jim Croce.
So for that reason alone, she doesn’t stand a chance, of course. Which is a damn shame, Jim. Anyone who can say they’ve made a plaster cast of Jimi Hendrix’s cock ought to be allowed to be in charge of a major city.
Hard-ball politics,
This is dF
