TWELVE DAYS OF DEF XMAS, PART 5: MILKING IT FOR ALL IT’S WORTH

[defrog]

I knew when I started this 12 Days countdown that some days would be harder than others, and that I’d be stretching credulity pretty thin. (Luckily, yr used to that by now.)

This will be one of those days, seeing as how there aren’t many songs about milkmaids. Not good ones, anyway. It doesn’t help that when you Google “milkmaids” in the video section, you mostly get lactation porn. Which I do not really need to be seeing.

The closest I can get for you is this Meat Puppets instrumental. Though it’s worth listening to for the rocking whistle solo.

If that doesn’t work for you, I can get you a song about a milk cow.

No maids in it, but who can argue with a classic Kinks song?

Now I’ve got to go find some songs related to swans and geese.

The thing I do to entertain you people.

Udderly ridiculous,

This is dF