I’ve been meaning to do a post about DADT being repealed, but I’ve either been busy or sidetracked. Plus, long-time readers can probably guess how I feel about it.
Which means I get to do a post about the dreaded consequences of repealing DADT. Not those silly fears about mandatory group sex in the showers hurting our ability to fight the Taliban, or whatever. I mean the Horrible Wrath Of God part.
What do I mean by that?
Well ... you know all those birds mysteriously dropping dead around the world?
Yes.
God’s prophet Cindy Jacobs connects the dots for you.
So that’s the Birdpocalypse explained.
Unless of course the explanation turns out to be something else far less alarming.
But you’ll never get people to believe in Jesus that way. Next thing you know people will go around believing that tides are explainable.
FUN FACT: Jacobs is the same person who warned you years ago that America is under siege frim occult forces like Marilyn Manson, BUffy the Vampire Slayer and Pokemon cards. You didn’t listen. Bet you wish you did now, don’t you, sinner?
Where is yr god now,
This is dF
Which means I get to do a post about the dreaded consequences of repealing DADT. Not those silly fears about mandatory group sex in the showers hurting our ability to fight the Taliban, or whatever. I mean the Horrible Wrath Of God part.
What do I mean by that?
Well ... you know all those birds mysteriously dropping dead around the world?
Yes.
God’s prophet Cindy Jacobs connects the dots for you.
So that’s the Birdpocalypse explained.
Unless of course the explanation turns out to be something else far less alarming.
But you’ll never get people to believe in Jesus that way. Next thing you know people will go around believing that tides are explainable.
FUN FACT: Jacobs is the same person who warned you years ago that America is under siege frim occult forces like Marilyn Manson, BUffy the Vampire Slayer and Pokemon cards. You didn’t listen. Bet you wish you did now, don’t you, sinner?
Where is yr god now,
This is dF