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Which will be in October, according to the guy who told you it would be this past weekend.

And you can believe him, because it turns out that May 21 actually WAS Judgment Day – just not the kind where the faithful get zapped to Heaven:

Through chatting with a friend over what he acknowledged was a very difficult weekend, it dawned on him that instead of the biblical Rapture in which the faithful would be swept up to the heavens, May 21 had instead been a "spiritual" Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ's judgment, he said.

The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed on Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on Oct. 21.

"We've always said May 21 was the day, but we didn't understand altogether the spiritual meaning," he said.

Nice save, Harold.

Of course, some of us know The Truth about what REALLY happened on May 21.



And the batshit continues.

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