TEN SONGS FOR THE NEW RECESSION #3: I AIN’T GOT A WINDOW AND I AIN’T GOT A POT

[defrog]

In which Tommy Blake discusses one of the dilemmas of failing to qualify for either a bank loan or welfare: whom should you punch out?

Answer: The welfare clerk, but only after you’ve tried the bank first. Also, make sure you don’t have any rich relatives about to kick off, in case they stipulate that you don’t get the money if yr in jail for punching a welfare clerk.

That’s when I broke his jaw,

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