NEVER F*** ANOTHER MAN’S RAFT

[defrog]

Yr Poor Conduct Headline of the day:



Not that I’m critical about people who have sex with inanimate objects in Ohio. To each his/her own, I say.

Thing is, it wasn’t his raft.

According to the arrest report, Tobergta stole the raft and was observed by a neighbor engaging in sexual conduct with it.

When the neighbor yelled at Tobergta, he stopped, pulled up his pants, and threw the raft over a fence.

So yeah, I’d say he crossed a line there.

Thy neighbor’s goods,

This is dF