ITEM: Florida state representative Ritch Workman (R-Melbourne) proposes to address the unemployment problem by filing a bill to re-legalize dwarf tossing.
Florida outlawed dwarf-tossing in 1989. Workman says the ban is an example of Big Brother govt.
If you can call getting thrown around by drunk people and risking injury “gainful employment”.
And you thought Republicans weren’t doing anything to create jobs.
Good work if you can get it,
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Florida outlawed dwarf-tossing in 1989. Workman says the ban is an example of Big Brother govt.
"All that it does is prevent some dwarfs from getting jobs they would be happy to get," Workman said. "In this economy, or any economy, why would we want to prevent people from getting gainful employment?"
If you can call getting thrown around by drunk people and risking injury “gainful employment”.
And you thought Republicans weren’t doing anything to create jobs.
Good work if you can get it,
This is dF