In case you were wondering how The China Daily – the official state-run English-language newspaper of the People’s Republic Of China – reported the death of Kim Jong-Il:

Yes. Well. There you go.
DISCLAIMER: They give away copies of China Daily for free in the lobby of our apartment building in a cardboard display stand. Which is very handy for me because it means plenty of free liner for our dog’s toilet. So if the thought of a Maltese dog taking a dump on Kim Jong-Il’s face pleases you, then, hey, yr welcome.
That’s what friends are for,
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Yes. Well. There you go.
DISCLAIMER: They give away copies of China Daily for free in the lobby of our apartment building in a cardboard display stand. Which is very handy for me because it means plenty of free liner for our dog’s toilet. So if the thought of a Maltese dog taking a dump on Kim Jong-Il’s face pleases you, then, hey, yr welcome.
That’s what friends are for,
This is dF