Q: WHAT’S BETTER THAN 3D SEX? A: 4D SEX!

[defrog]

ITEM: The producer of last year’s 3-D Sex And Zen: Extreme Ecstasy (a Hong Kong production billed as the world’s first 3D erotic film) is planning a sequel.

It’s called 4-D Sex and Zen: Slayer Of A Thousand From The Mysterious East.

The 4-D element? Vibrating seats, of course.

Let’s see yr so-called home theatre system duplicate THAT, Jim.

Personally, I’m holding out for 5-D Sex And Zen, in which they’ll hire people to sit next to you and make it the most realistic experience ever.

DISCLAIMER: I haven’t seen 3-D Sex And Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, if only because my experience with HK erotica is that it’s usually not very sexy at all. Plus, I’m not a big fan of 3D, and I don’t believe showing bouncing titties in 3D will change that.

Unless they convert some old Russ Meyer films into 3D. Kitten Natividad in 3D? That would be tempting.

FUN FACT: Right after 3-D Sex And Zen came out, HK director Cash Chin made a sexyfilm called The 33D Invader. Except it’s in 2D.



See what they did there?

Someone keeps moving my chair,

This is dF