DEÄTHMÜFFIN UPDATE: THE GREATEST SONG EVER ABOUT BANOFFEE PIE

[defrog]

It’s been awhile since Banäna Deäthmüffins have made it into a studio. We did a little touring, but when we got to the states, the van was attacked by a buffalo who then sued us for damages, and that was the end of that tour.

Anyway, there’s some more traveling in our immediate future, and we know you can’t get enough BDM in yr diet.

So, by popular request, we stopped by the legendary Ultrallama Studios to write and record the best song ever about banoffee pie.

Earworm!

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LYRICS

Banoffee! Banoffee Pie
Banoffee! Banoffee Pie
Guaranteed to satisfy
No ordinary pastry! Banoffee Pie

Went down to the coffee shop 
For caffeine and a bite
They was out of blueberry cheesecake
I said man that ain’t right

The girl behind the counter 
Pointed to the shelf
She said if you got a hunger, son,
You can always try something else

[Call and response]

Try the lamingtons!
No no no!
Try the rocky road brownies 
No no no!
Try the lemon tarts 
No no no!
Try the ham paninis
No no no!
Try the Quiche Lorraine 
No no no!
Try this pork sausage log thing 
No no no!
Try the Croquet Monsiuers 
No no no!
Try the bagels and lox
No no no!
Try the hummus wrap
No no no!
Try the granola pot
No no no!
Try the tiramisu
No no no!
Try the strawberry cheese tart
No no no!

[Dialogue]

I said, “What else you got?”

She said, “Well, we’ve got one other thing, but I dunno if you want that.”

I said, “I might want it if you tell me what it is.”

She said, “Well, if you said no to the lamingtons, rocky road brownies, lemon tarts, ham paninis, Quiche Lorraine, that pork sausage log thing, the Croquet Monsiuers, bagels and lox, hummus wrap, granola pot, tiramisu and strawberry cheese tart, this may be a little out of yr league. We’re talking serious pastry here.”

I said, “Well I gotta eat something and I’m running out of options here, so lay it on me.”

Bridge 

She said well ....
She said well ....
She said well ....
She said well ....

We got Banoffee! Banoffee Pie
Banoffee! Banoffee Pie
Guaranteed to satisfy
No ordinary pastry! Banoffee Pie

Have some banoffee, d00d!

[Break]

I said, “What’s banoffee pie?”
She said, “You’ll never understand unless you try.”
She cut off a slice put it on a plate 
“Go ahead and take a bite, I’ll wait.”

I looked at my banoffee slice 
All brown and white and overpriced
So I took a bite and said “Goddamn!
“That’s there’s pretty tasty ma’am!

“But I have to ask if you don’t mind …
What’s in that there banoffee pie?”

She said, “I thought you’d never ask.”

Take some bananas
Take some toffee
Take some whipped cream
Take some pie

Bridge:

Mix it all up now
Shake it all up now
Put it in the oven now
Chill to serve now

Enjoy!

Banoffee! Banoffee Pie
Banoffee! Banoffee Pie
Guaranteed to satisfy
No ordinary pastry! Banoffee Pie
Banoffee! Banoffee Pie
Banoffee! Banoffee Pie
Banoffee! Banoffee Pie
Banoffee! Banoffee Pie


Words by dEFROG
Music by BDM


This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

©2012 Terribly Frog Music. Derechos Reservados!

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It is tasty, no?

For more Banäna Deäthmüffins goodness, go here.

That’s good pie,

This is dF