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defrogThe overall premise: a young Barack Obama is abducted by a secret government organization and is warned that he must become President of the United States by 2008 in order to stop an alien invasion in 2012.
“We have seen the future, and yr it,” the commander says. “Aliens will infiltrate society in the 21st century and we need a man in the White House who can ferret them out, kill them and send the survivors to Gitmo without alerting the public.”
“But 2012 will be an election year,” Obama says. “I might lose before the invasion is stopped.”
“Then you better win, son,” the commander advises him.
Obama undergoes an intense training program along with other recruits, or which I am one (which is how I know all this in the dream). This involves things like marksmanship, martial arts and survival skills like how to escape from an alien building on fire (for example, if you are held captive and a fire breaks out – how do you turn it to yr advantage AND avoid getting burned to a crisp?). Another class teaches you how to put out such fires.
“It’s good all-purpose training,” the commander says. “It’ll get you elected and put hair on yr toes.”
And then I woke up.
The truth is out there,
This is dF
“We have seen the future, and yr it,” the commander says. “Aliens will infiltrate society in the 21st century and we need a man in the White House who can ferret them out, kill them and send the survivors to Gitmo without alerting the public.”
“But 2012 will be an election year,” Obama says. “I might lose before the invasion is stopped.”
“Then you better win, son,” the commander advises him.
Obama undergoes an intense training program along with other recruits, or which I am one (which is how I know all this in the dream). This involves things like marksmanship, martial arts and survival skills like how to escape from an alien building on fire (for example, if you are held captive and a fire breaks out – how do you turn it to yr advantage AND avoid getting burned to a crisp?). Another class teaches you how to put out such fires.
“It’s good all-purpose training,” the commander says. “It’ll get you elected and put hair on yr toes.”
And then I woke up.
The truth is out there,
This is dF
